Author Topic: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!  (Read 1473 times)

Offline Curtie223

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Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« on: April 30, 2012, 10:55:21 am »
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A man is suing BMW and seat-manufacturer Corbin-Pacific because a four-hour motorcycle ride gave him an erection that would not go away.

The civil suit, filed in the Superior Court of California in San Francisco, alleges the plaintiff, Henry Wolf, developed a severe case of priapism after a long ride on a 1993 BMW motorcycle. Priapism is a medical condition where a ***** becomes erect and does not return to a flaccid state.

Wolf claims he rode  the motorcycle on a four-hour trip ? two hours each way ? on May 1, 2010. Soon after, the man claims, he developed a case of priapism. He blames the condition on the motorcycle seat which is describes as ?ridge-like?.

The man claims the condition caused emotional distress. Court documents state:

Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to Plaintiff due  [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on Plaintiff?s motorcycle

[Source: County of San Francisco Superior Court of California case #CGC-12-520316 via CourthouseNews.com]

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Re: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2012, 11:00:22 am »
 :34 - hell i'd send them a check!!
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Re: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 11:23:10 am »
I know right. Better than popping a pill. :34

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Re: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 01:58:55 pm »
Only in California  ::)

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Re: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 03:15:14 pm »
your not supposed to have an erection after a good ride?

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Re: Man Sues BMW for His Constant Erection!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 08:40:27 am »
i bet aftere it comes out of evidence he keeps the seat...  :34
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