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Offline Deuce

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Please Advise...
« on: July 01, 2013, 04:08:44 pm »
Ah, sweet love!!!!

An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She text him:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.


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Re: Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2013, 06:07:07 pm »
Lmfao

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Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2013, 07:27:54 pm »
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Re: Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2013, 07:31:16 pm »
Rofamo:D

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Re: Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 01:10:18 pm »
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Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 08:36:25 pm »
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Re: Re: Please Advise...
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2013, 10:39:41 pm »
This sounds like my in-laws.

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