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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #240 on: July 08, 2017, 09:06:23 pm »
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated on him and when he came round he was relieved when they told him all had gone to plan and he was going to be fine.

But the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. He was worried that something may be wrong but he was still too weak from the surgery to do anything. Eventually, he managed to pull his hospital gown down enough to check what was causing the discomfort. When he looked down at his chest he saw three wide strips of ultra-adhesive tape stuck firmly to him. Written on it in large black letters was the message:

"Get well soon... from the nurse you gave the ticket to last week. I'll be round to remove the tape later."
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #241 on: July 11, 2017, 09:47:01 am »
BIKERS ON THE HILL GOING BANANAS!


From last weeks highlights...I have no idea what's going on here.


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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #242 on: July 12, 2017, 09:10:32 am »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #243 on: July 12, 2017, 06:33:44 pm »
That's more fact than humor sadly.
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #244 on: July 18, 2017, 10:03:03 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #245 on: July 19, 2017, 04:56:54 am »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #246 on: August 01, 2017, 11:14:45 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #247 on: August 03, 2017, 11:15:31 am »
Good plan Paul!

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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #248 on: August 03, 2017, 07:11:04 pm »
 :21 Hey Paul think Betty will fall for it. :34
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #249 on: August 04, 2017, 04:44:53 pm »
Might work --- Betty does not know much about MCs.

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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #250 on: August 05, 2017, 10:29:57 am »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #251 on: August 26, 2017, 10:52:21 am »
The famous French biking comic strip Joe Bar was about a bunch of 1970s bikers who hung out at Joe's Bar and their misadventures.  Here's a sample translated to British English.  (Note:  In the French original Eddie isn't saying "bugger" as he and his CB 750 fly off the road...the original French word is "merde".)


JOE BAR

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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #252 on: August 26, 2017, 03:31:29 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #253 on: August 26, 2017, 04:16:07 pm »
That be a true Dual Sport rider. 
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #254 on: October 14, 2017, 07:50:56 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #255 on: October 20, 2017, 06:24:22 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #256 on: October 22, 2017, 02:25:16 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #257 on: October 22, 2017, 08:11:39 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #258 on: November 19, 2017, 01:18:41 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #259 on: November 19, 2017, 02:13:04 pm »
Thats where trikes,sidecars,and trailers come in.Keepin knees in breeze.
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #260 on: December 07, 2017, 12:38:10 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #261 on: December 07, 2017, 07:55:07 pm »
And a very Merry Christmas it was.
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #262 on: December 16, 2017, 06:09:11 pm »
A seasonal safety message:

- - DRUNK DRIVING WARNING - -

As we get to the holidays it's important to remember that the roads will be extra hazardous.  Here's a fellow motorcyclist's story:

"I know we bike owners are responsible, but this is a warning to be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends after work. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then topped it off with a couple of jaegerbombs. Not a good idea. Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something Iíve never done before...
I left my bike in town and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalizer tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise..
I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from."

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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #263 on: December 16, 2017, 07:02:01 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #264 on: December 18, 2017, 10:32:48 am »
Hahahahaha
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #265 on: January 25, 2018, 09:07:42 pm »
hmmm...

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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #266 on: January 28, 2018, 10:56:19 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #267 on: January 29, 2018, 07:51:38 pm »
This I like.
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #268 on: January 29, 2018, 08:31:19 pm »
It's all laughable.  :34
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #269 on: February 06, 2018, 10:58:05 am »
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