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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #270 on: February 06, 2018, 10:59:59 am »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #271 on: February 06, 2018, 06:41:31 pm »
 :21
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #272 on: February 06, 2018, 09:01:33 pm »
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #273 on: March 09, 2018, 11:06:11 am »
#2 gets me all the time...


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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #274 on: March 09, 2018, 06:33:18 pm »
 :21 You come up with all the good sayings
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Re: motorcycle jokes
« Reply #275 on: March 10, 2018, 09:27:12 am »
Got one from a friend by E Mail the other day. At first it alarmed me as was about a Mitch (I had a neighbor Mitch that lost a lower right leg from an accident on a ride we were on and is still riding - scares heck out of me cause I rode with him again once and he ended up in a ditch on a moderate curve). Anyway, the story started with a Mitch wrecking his Harley in a ditch. I thought NOT AGAIN.

Anyway, I soon realized it was a story (Joke).

Went something like this:  >:D

Mitch and his Harley ended up in a ditch.
Mitch manged to crawl out of the ditch and was on the side of the road with injuries.
A car (convertible with a beautiful blond and a very low cut blouse) arrived to help.
Mitch managed to raise his damaged body up to look into the car and saw the beautiful blonde with her low cut blouse.

She asked, "Can I help, maybe drive you to the Emergency Room?"
Mitch considering the low cut blouse said, "Yes, I would be appreciative."
So, she took Mitch to the E Room and checked him in. Then, she asked, "Can I notify someone that you are here, maybe your wife?"

Mitch said, "Yes, my wife would appreciate that."
She replied, "OK, I will contact her. Where is your wife?"
Mitch said, "I guess she is in the ditch with the Harley."  :happypep :happyrider :pop   

PS: This is not meant to be sexual about women in low cut blouses (not in this day and time) -- Just showing what is most important (Ladies in Low Cut Blouses, MCs, or MCs?), you can decide.  :banghead
« Last Edit: March 10, 2018, 09:31:03 am by PAULRIDES »
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