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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #660 on: August 15, 2015, 05:53:20 pm »
I bet that is one strange handling bike!  (Or, perhaps, a nice rolling engine stand for old sporty motors.)

That thing has almost NO trail....maybe even negative trail.  Must be like a shopping cart with a shuddering wheel!

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #661 on: August 16, 2015, 01:43:46 am »
Look close, the forks are bent.
What does "riding season" mean?

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #662 on: August 16, 2015, 01:47:11 am »
Menwhile, from Australia:

(Seen at: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vintage-Honda-1975-Cb200-Farm-Trike-Work-Horse-15-Forward-Gears-5-Reverse-/261955744055?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3cfdc77137   )


Vintage Honda 1975 Cb200 Farm Trike/ Work Horse 15 Forward Gears & 5 Reverse.      
      
   Item condition:  Used   
   Ended: 12 Jul, 2015 20:11:34 AEST   
   Winning bid: AU $1,825.00 [ 38 bids ]
   Item location: Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia   
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Vintage 1975 Honda Cb200 Farm Trike/ Work Horse

Don't Miss Out On This Rare One Of A Kind!
 15 Forward Gears & 5 Reverse!!
1st gear +5
2nd gear +5
3rd gear + 5
Reverse gear + 5
 
The Trike has a 3 speed Holden gearbox, Morris limited slip diff, Datsun 180b Drive shafts & drum brakes. multiple gears to chose from for any task.


What gear is it in?

Hell, i dont know, but its pulling.

To hell with it then, lets go.
What does "riding season" mean?

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #663 on: August 17, 2015, 01:52:13 pm »
Look close, the forks are bent.

Sure enough!  But that helps out with the trail issue.  Eye-balling it, it looks like the axle is right behind the point that a line drawn through the steering stem hits the ground (maybe an inch or two).  If the forks weren't bent, it looks like the axle would be in FRONT of that point....negative trail, or at 0" trail.
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #664 on: August 24, 2015, 08:18:28 pm »
seen at: http://www.ebay.com/itm/2004-Mazda-B3000-V-6-Offroad-Hunter-Special-/171901867574?vxp=mtr





2004 Mazda B3000 V-6 Offroad/Hunter Special

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Item condition: Used
Time left: 3d 13h  Friday, 4:40PM

Starting bid: US $0.99
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I have a 2004 Mazda B3000 pickup that has some interesting "modifications".  This truck has a large V6 with automatic transmission.  Modified "positive traction" rear end.  Tires are 70% tread, and in good shape.  Battery holds charge.
The fuel modulator was giving it a bit more gas than required, but this has been renewed and seems to run pretty spunky.
The truck was rolled once upon a time, then cut and "altered" to reflect it's present glory and beauty.  It is quite the eye catcher.

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #665 on: August 24, 2015, 08:22:54 pm »
http://chambana.craigslist.org/mcy/5161156173.html


1985 gs 550 - $1500 (Mahomet)



1985 Suzuki gs 550   
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transmission: manual

Custom bike 16000 miles tons of new parts .. Needs finished but is drivable .. 217 39zero 1760 text with any questions


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« Reply #666 on: September 24, 2015, 03:25:46 pm »
Look at what the donor bike is!   :o ???

seen at:  http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/5229176106.html

Raging Sleeper - $13500 (Whidbey Island)




 
2011 BMW S1000rr
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transmission: manual

2011 BMW S1000rr Superbike in sheep's clothing
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #667 on: September 24, 2015, 03:57:02 pm »
I just threw up in my mouth a bit....  :o

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #668 on: September 24, 2015, 06:06:41 pm »
Umm.....words cannot do that bike justice.
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #669 on: September 24, 2015, 09:54:29 pm »
Just...wow
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #670 on: September 29, 2015, 06:58:27 am »
i think we may have found Rick's dream bike

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #671 on: September 29, 2015, 01:09:09 pm »
Aw shucks.
What does "riding season" mean?

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and comes with the donut of your choice
« Reply #672 on: October 07, 2015, 02:47:53 am »
Wow, and the lucky buyer gets to have a cup of coffee with a real "gnarly dude", whatever donut you want, and a short story about robots.

Count me in...

Chris

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #673 on: October 07, 2015, 04:53:25 am »
Coffee, doughnuts, AND robots?

Im in!
What does "riding season" mean?

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #674 on: October 08, 2015, 12:25:24 pm »
C'mon Chris, admit it.  You made this post and put all the cussing in there so we wouldn't automatically recognize it was you.   >:D

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #675 on: October 08, 2015, 11:53:28 pm »
C'mon Chris, admit it.  You made this post and put all the cussing in there so we wouldn't automatically recognize it was you.   >:D

I wish I were that devious.   :21
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #676 on: November 27, 2015, 04:44:23 am »
Please read all the way to the bottom...the ad is pretty funny but the real funny part is at the bottom.

Chris

Seen at the BroBible website:  http://www.brobible.com/life/article/harley-davidson-for-sale/

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$5,100 This ain’t yo daddy’s bike…

I should start by saying that if you are looking for a 2 wheeled gas saving poser bike you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Harley son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Pull yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this 100% genuine made in ‘Merica 2009 Harley Davidson Iron 883.

This baby’s pulse is pumping nearly 54 cubic inches of uncensored raw fuel through her V-Twin nuclear power plant. When you fire up this beast the single most demonic roar gives old people a heart attacks, makes pregnant women give birth and causes volcanoes to erupt. Rest assured this is no feminine import motorcycle . . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the throttle….and obey she will. The first time, every time. If you can’t handle a foot shifter, or reach the clutch lever, you better not fairy-skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

It has no windshield but are you kidding me….Really! “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney *****! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who rides this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, ’cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of Harley that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “chrome doesn’t get wet,” well then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of sh-t.

Oh and you can just forget about putting one of those “Live Free, Ride Hard” patches on your jacket cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will hear the thunderous rumble from a mile away, understand and get out of your way..…real quick.

If you buy this hog you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this sh-t will be happening. What will be happening? Glad you asked….

1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job as a lumber jack, crab fisherman or roughneck.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. ***** enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary.
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing.
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. Chainsaws for Christmas.
24. Chopping down your own damn tree for Christmas.
25. Wife takes out the trash.
26. Four Wheel Drive.
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner, with a Bowie knife.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bears.
36. Building sh-t out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in your cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from The Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge pieces of meat.
46. Weekend camping trips with Big Foot.
47. Bigger TV.
48. More guns.
49. More ammo.
50. Polygamy. (You know, if you’re into that.)

Put your GPS back in your purse.

Sounds good doesn’t it?

Yes it does, and you want it. You need it. But maybe you can’t handle it.

This Harley has carried me through almost 10,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″…And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition and I’ll handle the rest.

If you think you’re ready to park this panty dropper in your man cave, get me on the phone real quick, because like the way out of your league girlfriend you had sophomore year, this beauty will not last. If you think you’ve got what it takes to tame this temptress and caress her into submission, You need to SHOW ME THE MONEY.

To complete this transaction of manly proportions I will be needing Fifty One Hundred Dollars… Five Thousand and One Hundred Dollar Bills…or you know a Cashier’s check for $5,100.

I’m not selling you this bike unless you are clearly a blue-blooded American Patriot, so don’t even think about it.

****************************** end of ad ****************************

Now, here's the really funny part....Harley boy is a plagiarist!  Yeaah, Mister "I'm no poser"  Badass Biker Boy is nothing but a copy cat.  But then, what can you say about someone who thinks an 883 Sporty is the ultimate badass bike?

Here's the original Jeep ad he copied:

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/bros-incredible-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #677 on: November 27, 2015, 09:20:33 am »
As i was reading that, i was thinking about the jeep ad.

Maybe he sold the jeep too?


What does "riding season" mean?

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #678 on: September 15, 2016, 10:03:12 pm »
Found at:  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lyn/5684705739.html

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #679 on: September 16, 2016, 09:03:15 am »
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that's funny right there!!!

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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #680 on: February 18, 2017, 04:57:00 am »
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #681 on: February 18, 2017, 04:32:39 pm »
 :lol
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #682 on: February 24, 2017, 04:09:38 pm »
I’m not against this thing in principle as a sort of small bore bar hopper.  But look at the condition of the project, lack of title and then the asking price!  Plainly mental issues run rampant in Boston.

What would you folks say would be a fair price for this?
Seen at:
https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/6016928010.html

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Another cool project I'm not going to get around to finishing . Hardtail was installed by a shop in N.H. Was assured it is straight and it looks straight . Lots more work needs to be done . Motor had spark in the stock frame . Good compression and shifts good . Comes with the bike the motor came out of . NO F&%$@NG TITLES ! Maybe I'm not asking enough compared to the prices of those shitbox " brat bikes " so how about $4000 or B.O. or trade for a Honda XL 175 .
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Re: FUNNY PICS/VIDEO/ CRAIGSLIST FAIL THREAD
« Reply #683 on: February 26, 2017, 07:45:19 pm »
I’m not against this thing in principle as a sort of small bore bar hopper.  But look at the condition of the project, lack of title and then the asking price!  Plainly mental issues run rampant in Boston.

What would you folks say would be a fair price for this?
Seen at:
https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/6016928010.html

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Honda XL 350 Chopper

Honda xl 350
fuel: hybrid
transmission: automatic








Another cool project I'm not going to get around to finishing . Hardtail was installed by a shop in N.H. Was assured it is straight and it looks straight . Lots more work needs to be done . Motor had spark in the stock frame . Good compression and shifts good . Comes with the bike the motor came out of . NO F&%$@NG TITLES ! Maybe I'm not asking enough compared to the prices of those shitbox " brat bikes " so how about $4000 or B.O. or trade for a Honda XL 175 .


I'd give maybe $250 but only because it comes with the rest of the Honda to put the engine back in to.
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